First Published: Oilcrash.com
Our hero sought to save us all
but we refused to hear
he worked and slaved to teach us
with rising dread and fear
but we refused to hear
he worked and slaved to teach us
with rising dread and fear
“you must perceive” he cried and cried
but all we did was jeer:
“there’s plenty left” was our reply
our leaders gave a sneer:
but all we did was jeer:
“there’s plenty left” was our reply
our leaders gave a sneer:
“extremist people just like you
don’t understand the game
it’s market forces we obey
and shifting votes and blame”
don’t understand the game
it’s market forces we obey
and shifting votes and blame”
“just understand the price will rise
and magic will ensue
the market it will save us
not idiots like you”
and magic will ensue
the market it will save us
not idiots like you”
and so our hero hung his head
and wrung his hands with pain
his heart was torn with fear and dread
at all our children’s pain
and wrung his hands with pain
his heart was torn with fear and dread
at all our children’s pain
for he looked ever onward
towards the coming fall
with grim anticipation
with what could kill us all
towards the coming fall
with grim anticipation
with what could kill us all
and though he thought to give it up
his calling and his quest
he summoned up his mighty will
and dug deep for his best
his calling and his quest
he summoned up his mighty will
and dug deep for his best
and so the years unfolded
and soon the Peak had come
but we all smiled and laughed aloud
’cause we knew what he’d done
and soon the Peak had come
but we all smiled and laughed aloud
’cause we knew what he’d done
he’d saved us from our ignorance
he’d fought our lazy ways
he’d banged our heads with words of truth
cause he’s the one who stays
he’d fought our lazy ways
he’d banged our heads with words of truth
cause he’s the one who stays
we thank you dearly Robert
we understand it now
we know that we are worthless yobs
but you love us anyhow
we understand it now
we know that we are worthless yobs
but you love us anyhow