stupid is as stupid does
and i'm the stupidist there was
when i go wish upon a star
i don't know where the dambed things are
i thought that i could count and add
but 1+1 means i'm a dad
i doubt i'll ever find a job
because i dress like such a slob
and though i think that i'm a hunk
the girls all run like i'm a skunk
playing poker is my game
win lose or draw it's all the same
money i can always get
just where i put it i forget
it's faith i lack - that's why i'm dumb
i guess i'll always be a bum
i make mistakes that cost the world
so in the end i'll lose the girl
and i'm the stupidist there was
when i go wish upon a star
i don't know where the dambed things are
i thought that i could count and add
but 1+1 means i'm a dad
i doubt i'll ever find a job
because i dress like such a slob
and though i think that i'm a hunk
the girls all run like i'm a skunk
playing poker is my game
win lose or draw it's all the same
money i can always get
just where i put it i forget
it's faith i lack - that's why i'm dumb
i guess i'll always be a bum
i make mistakes that cost the world
so in the end i'll lose the girl