I heard a conversation which went something like this...
Grandson: "Grandfather, first you have to set the page properties"
Grandfather: "No, first the font. Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
Grandson: "Don't teach your grandson to implement an app that sucks 100 million eggs at once"
great recipe for noodles
put on the kettle
get a biggish noodle bowl
crack a country fresh egg or two in the bottom - living in Thailand makes this easier and cheap
open one of those not to cheapo instant noodle packets
empty the flavour sachets into the bowl and deposit the noodles on top
sprinkle in a handful of frozen veggies and slice in a couple of nice hot Thai chilies
add just enough water (any temp) to cover the eggs and zap it in the microwave til the eggs are cooked - like 2 minutes top
pour in boiling water and cover for a few minutes
tease out the noodles, mixing in everything
cover or eat when ready